Welcome to the ASTR 160 comedy club, and today we will be discussing an important topic – no not whether Hermione should have ended up with Harry.
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A HOW TO "EDUCATIONAL" VIDEO
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The ASTRO 160 COMEDY CLUB:
BLACK HOLE EDITION
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We will be discussing how black holes form.
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This should only take around 3 minutes – but remember as a spoke about last video, time is relative so I may go a little over…
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I know what you are already thinking – black holes are not those things where your nieghbour’s lost cat goes, or where you say your homework went to your teacher when you haven’t done it.
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to understand black holes, we have to go to the beginning, even before black holes are born.
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Indeed, unlike Grandpa Joe, black holes were not around forever.
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Okay so in the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth.
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ASTRO 160
COMEDY CLUB
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Oops wrong script – that was for Bible 110.
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This is ASTRO 160.
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Now it begins with dust, something I know very well growing up in the UK where I spent my childhood chimney-sweeping.
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The galaxy contains not only billions of stars – no, not those kinds of stars – but also large amount of gas and dust.
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These regions of gas and dust in the galaxy lie in the space between the stars.
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If the galaxy were a street, the houses would be stars and the regions of gas and dust would be the gardens in between the houses.
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Any a lot of this gas accumulates to form clouds – called molecular clouds – because of their content.
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Think cloudy with the chance of dust.
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This dust moves around erratically in many directions, smashing into each other – like school children playing tag in a schoolyard.
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When they bump into each they accumulate.
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Some groups are large, some are small.
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In fact, there is a ratio of big groups to small groups – though the ratio is not as big as the ratio of Elon Musk on Twitter.
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Anyway, these clumps get so big that they turn into stars themselves.
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We are concerned with the top 0.
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5% of these stars – the Summa Cum Laude ones.
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The stars that at their core are over 1.
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4x MSun have the potential to become black holes.
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That is because their core is so big that it will eventually implode due to its own gravity.
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This is called the Chandrasakhar limit.
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These biggest stars are large, blue, just like Uncle John on a cold day.
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They also have short lifetimes, also like Uncle John.
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Actually, they live around 10-100 million years – almost as long as one of Rabbi Cohen’s speeches on the Sabbath.
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These blue stars eventually go supernova – which is a massive explosion - like when your Mum finds out you didn’t put the chicken in the oven for supper.
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However, this lasts only two weeks, unlike your mum who will hold it against you for two years.
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If the core mass is between 1.
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4 < M < 3 Msun,
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pressure from the nucleus itself will stop the
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collapse => Neutron Star.
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If the core mass is above 3 Msun, nothing
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can stop the collapse => Black Hole!
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And there you have it – how a stellar black hole is formed.!
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Thank you so much for listening.
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Please join us next time here at the ASTR 160 comedy club, where we will be discussing what to do with your ex, specifically exoplanets.